BCA

In light of the recent BCA announcement that they have a 'plethora' of evidence for chiropractic and the resulting demolition of this list from Jack of Kent, Gimpy, Ministry of Truth, Evidence Matters and a few others, find below a song.

The song should be sung to the tune of YMCA by The Village People.

BCA

©2009 Dale Williams

Now then, you said we had no evidence.

We said, here then, we would like to announce,

We said, we have, a plethora for acceptance.

Oh, no need to be so nasty.

Now then, there's twenty nine we can show.

We said, so there, let's see if you can go

And refute all these. We're so confident they'll give you

Many ways to get in trouble.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

These have every best chance we can use to employ,

To provide info you cannot destroy...

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

We threw in our own code, it seemed a good idea,

But it may bite us in the rear...

So then, we put in roundabout three

Papers, which were, really about osteopathy

And oh, one that, was about medical conduct

And the mis-rep-re-sen-ta-tion

Of research. Yes we know, it's irony.

And so, we then, sat on the balcony.

Thinking to ourselves, we're the B-C-A.

No proof we have to show today.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

So we put in Klougart et al, lacking binding and a control.

And not assessed against placebo.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

We used Mercer and Nook, but it's clear if you look

The evidence seriously cannot be took.

Not good. So we went and then chose

Wilberg, which was, a bit better than those.

And we ignored Olafsdottir because

We cherry picked to suit our cause.

That's when we picked another paper

And it, was all we could do to scrape it

Together. But we put it in anyway.

And we hoped it would keep them at bay.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

It's not fun now at the B-C-A.

We are really struggling with no evidence to deploy.

We have tried all of our decoys.

B-C-A. You'll find trouble at the B-C-A.

For win, for lose, we have decided to choose

To try to confound, but now we may really lose.

B-C-A. You'll find trouble at the B-C-A.

Not good, not good. We've shot our own feet.

Not good, not good. We should not have tried to cheat.

B-C-A. I'm leaving the B-C-A.